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Top 15 blunder by Her Excellency Mrs. Patience Jonathan

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband
dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of hischildren.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before
youwere once a children.
(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn’t it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)
8. My heart feels
sorry for these children who
have become widows
for loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao….)
9. We should have
love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself
instead ofcommitting suicide.
(What’s the difference?)
12.
Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of
2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam
bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon’t
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I’m a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President ismore
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest…)
15. We all have
HIV.( For real? Imagine this
woman o, Chei!!!

#BringBackOurGirls Email Scam

The #bringbackourgirls campaign which is aimed at pressurizing the Nigerien government to ensure the release of the kidnapped Chibok girls, has been hijacked by scammers. Some crooks are now exploiting the campaign to steal money from people especially the ones that care so much about the needs and happiness of other people.


The crooks are currently sending out a scam email claiming that one pregnant "Mary Sambo" is going through a tough time and needs help. The email claims Mary recently lost her husband to the terrorist attack in Nigeria and her daughters are among the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram.

Below is the email:

Hello,

My beloved brother and sister. I hope my message get to you in peace.

My name is Mary Sambo from Borno state in Nigeria. I am crying while putting this message together in the church hostel. I lost my husband to the terrorist attack that is happening in Borno state, my daughters was kidnap along with the 270 girls been kidnap in school chibok village in Nigeria, by the terrorist.

Which the entire world is now searching for them. I am 7 month pregnant and i am staying at the church hostel, we are 30 in a single room, i don't have access to good medical care and i am afraid my living condition might affect my unborn child.

I am asking for help from you in other for me to get a place for myself and also register myself to health center where i will get proper medical care. Please help me with anything you, May Almighty God reward you.

Hope to hear from you.

Regards.

Mary Sambo.
Please reply here: marysamb91@yahoo.com

As seen above, Mary Samsbo asks you to email her to further discuss providing her with money for medical care.

Should in case you receive this, SHINE YOUR EYES!

One message to the scammers: "There is God ooooooo" :)

PLEASE, share this with your friends!

Ten female comics you want to read about

Jenny Slate

Jenny Slate is no stranger to television work, and can boast appearances on "Saturday Night Live," "House of Lies," and "Parks and Recreation." However, before that, Time Out New York magazine named her two-person show with Gabe Liedman, "Big Terrific," as the best new variety show of 2008.

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer has her own television series called "Inside Amy Schumer," and if you have not seen it yet, prepare yourself: Schumer may look sweet and innocent, but her comedy is raunchy and raw. She started doing stand-up in 2004, and rose to prominence after finishing fourth place in NBC's "Last Comic Standing," and second place in Comedy Central's "Reality Bites Back."

Chelsea Peretti

If you have not seen Chelsea Peretti at work, here is a short list of reasons you should watch her: Variety magazine named here one of "Ten Comics to Watch in 2010," she has worked as a writer on "Parks and Recreation," and she is a series regular on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

DID YOU KNOW?

Many comedians use Twitter as a sounding board for their distinct brand of humor. Julieanne Smolinski and Megan Amram are examples of two people who will put a smile on your face every day if you follow them on the hugely popular social networking site. Kat Dennings of "2 Broke Girls" also enjoys posting barbed witticisms.

Emily Heller

Emily Heller has performed stand-up all over America, but lives and works in San Francisco, where she is a regular on the San Francisco Punch Line. She finished second in the 2009 Bay Area Laugh Leader, and second in the 2009 San Francisco Women's Comedy Competition, making her one of the best runners-up in the business.

Kulap Vilaysack

You are most likely to know Kulap for her role as Nurse Kulap on Adult Swims' "Childrens Hospital." However, her talents do not end there. Like many of her comedy contemporaries, she has worked on "Parks and Recreation," and "Bob's Burgers." She is also the co-host on the "Who Charted?" podcast.

June Diane Raphael

Even at the start of her career, June Raphael was making waves. While performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City, her sketch show was an official selection for the 2005 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, and she and her comedy partner, Casey Wilson, won Best Comedy Duo at the Emerging Comics of New York (ECNY) Awards. She subsequently co-hosts "How Did This Get Made?" with her funny-man husband, Paul Scheer.

Kristen Schaal

Schaal is now famous for her television work, including appearances on "Flight of the Conchords," but she was a huge success on the comedy circuit before then. She exploded on the scene in 2006, winning the award for Best Alternative Comedian at the 2006 HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, the second annual Andy Kaufman Award, Best Female Stand-Up at the 2006 Nightlife Awards in New York, and Best Female Stand-Up Comedian at the 2007 ECNY Awards.

Julieanne Smolinski

Julieanne Smolinski goes by the Twitter handle of BoobsRadley, and if you are not a follower, you are missing some of the wittiest one-liners on the Internet. For example: "Birds do it / Bees do it / Even educated fleas do it / Let's do it / Let's terrify someone by getting stuck in their hair."

Megan Amram

If you do not follow Megan Amram on Twitter, then you are missing out on a real treat. As one of the writers for "Parks and Recreation," she has an amazing way with words, and her one-line tweets are darkly humorous and absurd, such as, "Drinking really helps calm the social anxiety involved with driving a school bus."

Tig Notaro

Notaro started out as a band manager, but when her work took her to Los Angeles, she tried doing stand-up for the first time. Despite doctors diagnosing her with breast cancer in July 2012, and undergoing a double mastectomy, her comedy has never missed a beat, with comedian Louis C.K. referring to her as "masterful."


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your favourites celebs with tatoos of their lovers

David Beckham

The former English footballer traded vows with Victoria Beckham, formerly Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, in 1999. He has had a generous amount of tattoos inked onto his body, so it only makes sense he would devote one—or two—to his lovely wife. The first piece he got was a pin-up style portrait of her on his forearm. The second? That would be her name, inked on the back of his hand for all to see.

Zayn Malik

Zayn Malik, of the famed boy band One Direction, is a youngster who has fallen victim to expressing his love on his skin. Former Little Mix girl group member Perrie Edwards and Malik became engaged in 2013, but he had already jumped the gun by getting ink inspired by his love for her. It is a simple illustration of Edwards in her commonly worn knitted cap, and he had it placed on his right arm.

DID YOU KNOW?

Typically, black and darker colored inks can be removed more thoroughly with laser tattoo removal.

Amber Rose

Rose is a successful model, actress, and singer who chose to show commitment to rapper Wiz Khalifa with permanent ink. The two married in the summer of 2013, and Amber sported the tat she received earlier that year on her special day. The piece is quite large on her left arm, and consists of a portrait of Khalifa's face.

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey has been faithfully committed to her music career since before the 1990 release of her first studio album, and she faithfully committed herself to Nick Cannon at their 2008 wedding ceremony. To seal the deal, she had his name inked on her lower back—right next to a butterfly, which is a symbol that has been prevalent throughout her lengthy career.

Nick Cannon

Marriage requires equality, which is why Cannon's tattoo tribute to Mariah Carey is to be expected. While she has a dainty inscription of his name at the base of her back, he has an expansive piece which stretches across his shoulders. It features her first name in humungous letters, ones that he wanted to cement on his body and in his life forever.

Ewan McGregor

McGregor, the famed Scottish actor, tied the knot with French production designer Eve Mavraks back in 1995. He chose to have his heart on his sleeve when he was inked with a heart and dagger on his right arm. Inside the heart is Eve's name, sandwiched in between the names of two of their four daughters.

Heidi Klum

The hugely famous model is a good example of commitment tattoos gone awry. Although her piece is a beautifully designed tattoo which cleverly spells out a name, it is no longer applicable to her life. Located on her arm, the pretty squiggle is the name of ex-husband Seal. Their marriage lasted from 2005 until their split in 2012. With this chapter of her life behind her, Klum has received laser removal treatments to make the tattoo less noticeable.

Kobe Bryant

It is quite possible Kobe Bryant has regretted his decorative tattoo of Vanessa Laine's name on his arm once or twice. The two tied the knot in the beginning of 2001. After being married for over a decade, Vanessa filed for a divorce in 2011. It is a good thing he held off on laser removal, because the couple decided to call the divorce off shortly after. Based on their wishy-washy past, only time will tell if getting inked in the name of love was in Bryant's best interest.

Keith Urban

Country star Keith Urban married gorgeous Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman in 2006. The Australian couple have raised quite the happy family together, making a tattoo tribute to his lover a safe bet in his eyes. The piece he chose peeks out of his commonly worn, casual t-shirts, and it features Nicole's name.

Halle Berry

The stunning Halle Berry fell head over heels for baseball player Dave Justice, whom she traded lifetime promises with in 1992. Where did the Hollywood actress decide to declare her love in ink for her husband? The piece is on her rear, and says "David Justice." Maybe the placement had something to do with her feelings for him, as they dramatically split in 1997.

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There is no doubt that many of our female entertainers in the movie and music industries had to settle for 'fairly used' husbands, but it is pertinent to note that many more were able to walk down the aisle with tear rubber husbands.



OMOTOLA JALADE-EKEINDE

Topping the list of female celebs married to brand new husbands is screen diva, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, fondly called Omosexy.
On March 23 this year, Omotola and husband, Matthew Ekeinde marked their 18th wedding anniversary. Theirs is a model union, a marriage that rubbishes the argument that celebrities cannot have successful and happy homes. Her early marriage to her pilot husband, who is 10 years older than her made her the envy of her peers-and 18 years on, the s*xy screen goddess, remains just that.

MUMA GEE
It was a royal affair when music star, Muma Gee and her tear rubber prince charming, Nollywood actor, Prince Oluebube Eke exchanged vows in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria. The couple reportedly met around 2010 after Muma Gee’s participation in a reality show through Emeka Ike, a friend of Prince Eke.
The couple, however, had to wait till this year before they welcomed their first fruit of the womb, which came in double proportion as Muma Gee delivered a healthy pair of twins on Friday, April 18, 2014.

OGE OKOYE
The sultry actress is another one who got a tear rubber husband and is proud to have maintained the marriage for years. Though rumours have been rife, with some bloggers claiming the marriage is suffering some setbacks, the fact remains that the pretty Oge Okoye got herself a tear rubber hubby when she hooked her beau, Stanley Duru.Their marriage is blessed with two children, a boy and a girl.

OMONI OBOLI
Later this year, multiple award-winning actress, Omoni Oboli and her husband, Nnamdi Oboli, will celebrate 14 years of marriage. This in itself is a dream or a fantasy even for some other actresses. The pair’s love story is almost unbelievable as Omoni revealed that Nnamdi proposed to her after only two weeks of dating. The rest is history as it has turned out to be a match made in heaven. The couple have three sons together.

EGO
2009 was the year talented singer who enjoyed limelight singing alongside the masked one, Lagbaja back in the days married her long-term lover, Niyi Ogbaro. It is no secret that they’ve been together long before they sealed their matrimony in Lagos. She is still together with her brand new husband.

DAKORE EGBUSON
After dating for four years, Nollywood star, Dakore finally tied the knot with first son of billionaire businessman, Olumide Akande. She got her man, who thousands of ladies dream of brand new, and they have been going strong ever since, blessed with two kids!

CHIOMA CHUKWUKA AKPOTHA
This talented actress is another one who has, against all expectations, been able to sustain her marriage to her brand new hubby. The screen diva has not only kept her marriage and private life clean and scandal free, she is happy to keep her family away from public glare.

top 10 richest musicians in africa

10. Jose Chameleone
Jose (or Joe) Chameleone is a Ugandan artiste who found his niche blending traditional Ugandan folk music, a bit of rumba and a heavy reggae influence. He sings in English, Swahili and Luganda. His mansion outside of Kampala and four cars (including a Cadillac Escalade and a Benz) are evidence of his success, particularly with his hit, ValuValu. He's been credited with changing the face of music in Uganda, as well as making local music accessible to the rest of the world.
9. Banky W
Born Olubankole Wellington in the U.S, Banky W moved back to Nigeria and grew up in Lagos, where he began singing at an early age. Finding success early in singing competitions, most of his wealth has come from endorsement deals with companies such as Etisalat mobile and Samsung in Nigeria. He also started the Mr Capable Foundation, an education charity that provides tuition scholarships for disadvantaged children.
8. Hugh Masekela
Musical sensation Hugh Masekela is a South African artiste who plays variety of instruments including the trumpet, flugelhorn and cornet, along with singing and composing his own work. He has been highly praised for his work, with everything from a Grammy nomination to the Order of the Ikhamanga by President Jacob Zuma (for achievements in arts, culture, literature, music, journalism and sports in South Africa.) He has graced prestigious festivals across the world. He is perhaps best known for his acapella style singing and collaboration with Paul Simon and Ladysmith Black Mambazo on the Graceland album and 1987 Graceland tour.
7. 2 Face Idibia
Nigerian singer and songwriter, 2Face Idibia, began his career as a member of the hip hop group, Plantashun Boyz, but went solo in 2004 after the group split. His most popular song, African Queen, took off after being featured in the movie Phat Girlz in 2006, but all of his five albums have been very well received around the world. His wealth comes from various real estate investments across Nigeria, as well as the $80,000 he commands per show.
6. Fally Ipupa
Fally Ipupa, a former member of Quartier Latin International (along with Koffi Olomidé, to be mentioned later), went solo in 2006 and has been incredibly successful, both in his home country of the Democratic Republic of the Congo as well as internationally. With MTV Africa Music and Kora awards under his belt, he's racked up clothing endorsement deals in Paris as well as high commissions for his shows across the world which are almost always sold out.
5. Salif Keita
Born and raised in Mali, singer and songwriter Salif Keita has been referred to as the "Golden Voice of Africa," with his original take on Afro pop music. Despite his royal heritage (he's directly descended from Sundiata Keita, the founder of the Mali Empire), he chose a path of music, bucking the Malian caste system. But this means that he was loaded even before his music career took off, explaining his private island and properties across Europe.

4. Koffi Olomidé
Along with fellow Congolese star, Fally Ipupa, Koffi Olomidé formed Quartier Latin as lead singer and vocalist before launching his solo career. Dubbing his style of music as tchatcho, he considers it a blend of soukous music (dance music that originated from African rumba music). He's notorious for taking on controversial subjects in his lyrics, which has led him to be widely praised and criticised worldwide. Raking in over 100,000 Euros per show, Olomidé is extremely popular across Africa and the world. One of his albums is listed in Robert Dimery's book, "1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die."
3. D'Banj
Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo, D'Banj aka the Koko Master, has been killing it in his country, Nigeria and around the world since 2007, and was the first African artiste who signed with the music label GOODMusic, owned by Kanye West. The recipient of countless awards, D'Banj is known for his unique sound of dance music and afro beats. He is involved in a variety of investments including a nightclub in Nigeria, brands such as Koko water, and was given his own reality show, "Koko Mansion." He also rakes millions in shows and brand endorsements.
2. P-Square
P-Square is made up of identical twins, Peter and Paul Okoye, who began singing and dancing together back in their small Catholic high school in Jos, Nigeria. After forming the group in 2005, their music developed a devoted following, particularly in South Africa, and each album outsold the previous one. They were named Artistes of the Year at the 2010 Kora Awards and now bring in more than $150,000 per show. Best of all, their shared home is worth more than $3 million and has been dubbed "Squareville." Talk about product placement!
1. Youssou N'dour
Not surprisingly, YoussouN'dour brings it home in the No. 1 spot. This Senegalese singer is widely considered the most famous singer alive in Senegal and much of Africa. His style of music is known as mbalax, a mix of Senegalese traditional music in the Serer language and various styles from around the world including Cuban rumba, hip hop, jazz and soul. With millions around the world in his fan base, he is now the owner of the biggest media house in Senegal (complete with radio and TV stations) and was appointed tourism and culture minister in 2012. More importantly, before K'naan had "Waving Flag" in 2010, N'dour was responsible for the 1998 FIFA World Cup national anthem, "La Cour des Grands," along with Axelle Red.

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